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Sid's Dino Survival Guide
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Our good pal Sid the Sloth from Ice Age 3 shares his hints and tips for dealing with dinos these summer school holidays. With Sid on your side, you're bound to be safe... right?

Where's Buck when you need him?

Hey there K-Zoners! Sid the Sloth here. If you're anything like me, one minute you're on a Christmas stroll admiring your neighbour's decorations and the next you're being chased by a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Here are a few rules to survive a rampaging dino attack, Sid-style!

1. SCREAM YOUR LUNGS OUT - What's the use of being scared out of your mind if you can't share it? Just open your mouth, breathe deep, and let loose a long, high-pitched shriek! And when you've mastered that, try "HELP! HELP!" and "SAVE ME!" ... You know, to keep it interesting!

2. WATCH YOUR LIFE FLASH BEFORE YOUR EYES - This won't help you survive, but it's really cool! You'll be surprised by all of the great things you've forgotten! Plus, it's a really good way to find misplaced items - like that old yoyo, or your favourite soccer ball.

3. PLAY DEAD - This is a great trick, especially after all of that running! Just collapse to the ground and lie there, totally, motionless. With any luck, the dinosaur will stop chasing you and go get a doctor OR he will eat you. 50/50 chances aren't bad!!

4. CLIMB A TREE - I know what you're thinking: "How am I going to climb a tree while I am playing dead? Won't that be a giveaway?" The solution is easy: climb slowly, like some kind of zombie. Because who wants to eat a zombie?

5. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY - Turn to the dinosaur and say "Okay, if you want me so badly, go ahead and eat me!" On second thought, that's a terrible idea. Nevermind.

That's all there is to it! Just relax, and enjoy the ride - or as I like to say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Have an ice-cool Christmas K-Zoners! Don't forget to check out the December issue of K-Zone for an Ice Age Xmas! Plus, my film Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is available to own on Blu-ray and DVD from Dec 2!

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