GUANO is seabirds' poo.

HALITOSIS means 'bad breath'.

CROTILES is the poo of a hare.

ERUCTATION means 'burping'.

FLATUS is fart gas!

A COMEDO is a blackhead.

SCOLECIPHOBIA is a fear of worms.

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