BEAT OF MY FART

We were in music class and I desperately needed to fart. I thought I’d try doing it to the beat, but I timed it wrong and it came out when everything was quiet. Everybody ran out screaming - worst day ever!

Hazzar, NZ

 

YUCK IN THE MUD

I was on school camp and fell off the horse I was riding. It wasn’t till I got up that everyone realised it wasn’t mud I was covered in – it was horse poo! So gross!

Miles, Vic

 

LET IT RIP!

I was in maths class and my friend thought it would be funny to cut my pants with scissors. They made a really loud splitting noise and the whole class turned and stared at me. Then the teacher yelled at ME for being rude!

William, NSW

 

TONGUE-TIED

My class was hosting the assembly and I had to read out a speech in front of the whole school. When it was my turn I realised I forgot the script, and had to write it out again while everyone stared! Awkward!

Hadi, NSW

 

THUNDER DOWN UNDER!

I once had to give a speech in front of the whole class while I was busting for the toilet. I was so nervous that I peed down my leg, and my pants fell in front of everyone. The worst part is I was wearing my sister’s undies! Soooo shameful!

Jarrod, WA

 

MUM OR MA’AM?

I was once at a party and got lost in the crowd. I was so relieved when I finally found Mum that I gave her a massive hug – but when I looked up it wasn’t even her! It was a total stranger with the same hair colour. Epic fail!

Kevin, Qld

 

PRIZE SURPRISE!

At the end of last year we had an assembly for awards and prizes. I was right at the back and thought I heard my name, so I walked all the way up to get my award. Turned out they had called out a totally different person! Never living it down!

Darren, WA

 

NINTENDO PEE-S

My friend needed help with a game on his Nintendo DS, but we’re not allowed to bring them to school. I locked myself in a toilet cubicle to finish the level for him, but I accidentally dropped it in the toilet and he told my teacher! Mega shame!

James, NSW

 

Diary of a Noob: GOOMBA STUMBLER

I’d been bragging to my friends about how I’m a total boss on Mario DS, and said I’d whizz through the first level to prove it to them all. In a few seconds I accidentally messed up, knocked into a Goomba and died. Fail whale!

Kaelan, WA