Joke: Q. What did Harry Potter think when he was looking for Ron and Hermione? A. Maybe they had wand-ed off!
Joke: Boy: Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses! Doctor: You sure do, this is a fish and chip shop!
Joke: Q. What’s the rudest vegetable? A. A pea!
Joke: Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mummy?"
Joke: Q. What do you get if a chicken is burgled? A. Poached Eggs!
Joke: Q. How do Grandparents get wrinkly? A. They spend too long in the pool.
Joke: Q. What do you call crocodile mixed with a kookaburra? A. A kookadile!
Joke: Q. Whats a pirate’s favourite letter? A. Arrrrrrgh!
Joke: Q. What's a scarecrow's favourite fruit? A. Straw-berries!
Joke: Q. What has two brown legs and two grey legs? A. An elephant with diarrhea!
Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Daniel
Danielle