Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite! Trent, Vic
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! James, NSW
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk! Andrew, WA
Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll! Damien, NSW
Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogey in it! Christian, Qld
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom? A. At the BP station! Miles, Tas
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A. Odour in the court! Michael, Vic
Q. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A. They don’t have the guts! Mitchell, SA
Q. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A. Nacho cheese! Ren, Qld
Q. Which flower talks the most? A. Tulips, of course, ‘cause they have two lips! Eden, NSW
Q. What did 0 say to 8? A. Nice belt! Bradley, SA
Q. What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta! Omar, NSW
Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’! Steven, NT
Q. Why did the traffic light turn red? A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! Harry, WA
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A. He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills! Anderson, Qld
Q. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? A. Because they’re all in high school! Todd, NSW
Q. Why did the boy eat his homework? A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! Pete, Tas
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