A frosty reception

Back in 1978, Sydney awoke to an iceberg floating in the harbour. Adventurer Dick Smith apparently towed the wintry wonder from Antarctica to sell its pristine cubes for 10 cents apiece. But then rain spoiled the party, washing a coating of shaving cream off a bunch of white tarps on a barge. Haha, good one Dick!

Happy birthday to who?

When you’re dining out with a bunch of buddies and one of them nicks off to the loo, whip out a cake and candles you brought earlier. Then as he walks back to the table, get everyone to start singing ‘happy birthday to you’ – except it won’t be his birthday!

Chewy tale

So when you swallow chewing gum, it takes seven years to digest, right? Wrong! This is a certified parental porky. Swallowed gum does the standard tour of the digestive system and ends with the normal evacuation procedure. Defs a better option than sticking it under your desk we reckon

Three’s a crowd

When your big bro is heading out for a date, hide in the back seat of his car. When his girlfriend gets in and they start chatting, spring up and ask them, “So, what’s for dinner?” They’ll freak!

Coffee caper

This one’s a great gag for a parent or teacher. Find a picture of the lower half of a face, print it out as life-size and tape or glue it to the bottom of your victim’s coffee cup. Then when he takes a swig, it’ll look like he has a crazy smile on his face!

Masked menace

Early in the morning, creep into your sibling’s bedroom and plant a freaky mask in front of their face (it works best if they sleep on their side). When they wake up, it’ll be the first thing they see. Legendary LOLs!

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