WRONG-WOLDT
One time I talked in my sleep and said “Hi, I'm Jack Riewoldt” (the Richmond Tigers full forward). When my dad told me, I was so embarrassed.
- Darcy, Vic

MUDDY MISFORTUNE
At school I was playing soccer and it was raining. I tripped and fell in a massive mud puddle and my pants ripped! Everyone was laughing at me. I was so embarrassed!
- Layla, NSW

ROAD TO FARTDOM
I was walking to school with my friends and we were crossing the road. Then a driver yelled at us to get off the road, then I let out a huge fart and everyone laughed at me. It was so embarrassing!
- Danny, NSW

YA WANNA BUG WITH THAT?
I was eating recess at school when suddenly my friend said ‘stop!’ But it was too late. I had eaten the grasshopper that was on my biscuit! Epic fail!
- Sam, WA

RUN OF SHAME
Our class was out for a run and at first I was showing off, but then I fell over and split my pants. Everyone saw me stack it! LOL!
- Jordan, NZ

‘SNOT’ VERY GOOD
When I was in the first grade I did a massive sneeze in front of the whole class and my teacher had to clean up the mess! It was so gross and shameful at the time, but it’s funny now!
- Zak, Vic

FROM SEA TO SEWER
I was down at Busselton beach and some seaweed got caught in my shoe. When I was trying to take it out, I dropped the shoe in a sewer drain and had to walk around with only one shoe for the rest of the day. So shameful!
- Ethan, WA

PARTY POOPER
I was at a family reunion at a really fancy restaurant and needed to go to the toilet, but there was this massive queue. Long story short, I wet ’n’ pooed my pants. We had to go home early and I was crying all the way home.
- Lee, Qld

DIARY OF A NOOB
I knew I was getting a PlayStation for my birthday, so I told all my mates I wanted PSP games. But then when I opened up my present – I got a PS3! Pretty cool upgrade but I felt like such a noob and couldn’t play any of my new games!
- Muhammad, SA