Q: What does an elephant pack his things in when he goes on holidays?
A: A trunk!
Q: What do you call a woman with a toilet on her head?
A: Lulu!
Q: What do you get when you shoot a vacuum cleaner?
A: A clean shot!
Q: What does a vampire take when he's sick?
A: Bite-amins!
Q: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
I said, nobody.
Oh...
Q: What is Obama's fave veggie?
A: Barackali!
Q: Why was the computer tired when it got home?
A: Cos it had a hard drive!
Q: Why did the clown go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling funny!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen up the dishes please!
Boy: Doctor, I feel like I'm invisible!
Doctor: Next please...
Q: What is Dracula's fave dog?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: The butcher down the road is 130cm tall and has size 9 feet. What does he weigh?
A: Meat!
Random: Your dog has a tiny nose. How does he smell? Terrible!
Dad: Terrible!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturn you! *sits on person*
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I'm more of a peanut guy!
Jamal