FREE HUGS
At the supermarket I went up and hugged a guy I thought was my dad, but it turns out it was just some random! The guy laughed, and I was mega embarrassed.
- Noah, NSW
HARD HITTER
I was playing the piano in front of friends and getting really into the music. During the loud part I hit the keys so hard that one of them fell off and went flying onto the floor! So much shame.
- Max, SA
CROWD PICKER
When I was seven I went to a footy game with Mum. That night I watched the sports report to see if I could see myself in the crowd and there I was…picking my nose! Now everyone calls me Booger Boy. Sooooooo embarrassing!
- Mason, NSW
FLUFFED IT
Once when my teacher was reading a bunch of quiz questions out loud in class, I did the biggest fart in the world! Everyone heard it and I was super embarrassed.
- Johnathan, NZ
POTTY PERIL
I went to the bathroom at school and was washing my hands at the sink, when my friend tucked toilet paper into my pants. I didn’t realise it was there until I got home from school. Shameful to the max!
- Ben, QLD
SHE DID IT!
When I was at the post office with mum and I did a really loud fart. But everyone looked at my mum, thinking it was her! We were both mega embarrassed!
- Lachlan, VIC
SLIP UP
I was on holidays feeding ducks in the harbour, but I wasn’t watching where I was going! I slipped off the jetty and into the water, and everyone saw! Totes awkward.
- Vinnie, NZ
GIRLS GERMS
One time at school a friend pushed me into the girls’ bathrooms and they all started screaming! To make it worse, they were getting changed for swimming. Mega embarrassing!
- Matthew, WA
DIARY OF A NOOB
I’d been bragging about how awesome I was at Mario Kart, and so one of my mates challenged me to a game. I played sooo badly, and my friend totally thrashed me! But to make it worse, he was playing as Princess Peach. Total noob!
- Chris, WA
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