Offensive Odour
We were switching desks at school and I scored a spot next to the girl I liked. I tried to make her laugh by doing a fart, but she ended up complaining to the teacher! I was then moved to a seat on the other side of the room. Max shame!
Brodie, Qld
Lil Ripper
At the end of the day after the bell rang at school, I sprinted out the door! I decided to jump over the fence as I headed to the car just to be awesome. Only prob was my pants got hooked on the fence and my pants ripped. Embarrassing x 100!
Aiden, Qld
Um, Yeah…
It was my turn to make an announcement on the school’s loudspeaker, but I couldn’t get out what I wanted to say. I kept going “er, um…” after every word. So awkward! I never want to make a speech again!
Matthew, Vic
Pants Overboard
I was catching waves on the Flo Rida at Wet n Wild, when all of a sudden my boardies fell off. I was heaps red faced! Soooooooo embarrassing!
Thomas, NSW
Splat out!
When mum and I went to visit someone in hospital, I did something heaps embarrassing on the way in. I thought the door was one that opened automatically, but it er, wasn’t. I hit my head on it really hard. Ouchy and awkward!
James, Vic
Year Pee
In year three, I wanted to pee real badly but our teacher had ducked out of the room and I needed to ask her permission. When she came back I just couldn’t hold it anymore. Pee literally started flowing down my pants! Pretty embarrassing if you ask me!
Jay, NSW
Dirty Game
I was playing basketball with a group of mates when the ball went off-court. I went to grab it, but slipped over on the way and got covered in mud. Everyone saw and cracked up, obvs. So shameful!
Calin, Vic
MONSTER SHAME
This one time I was swimming in my lake in Scotland trying to act heaps subtle, when this girl with a camera took a pic of me on her iPhone. I had my butt in the air and was mega bloated after eating a school of fish. Luckily the pic was mad blurry and no one believed it was me! Ha.
Lochness Monster, UK
Diary of a Noob
I was playing this game on Xbox called Your Fitness Evolved where you have to do heaps of active stuff. I didn’t realise but while I was playing I got a massive hole in my pants. I put the same ones on the next day to go to school, and this kid goes “what’s up Spiltty?” Mega shame!
Calin, Vic

Shame Files October 2013
Offensive Odour, Pants Overboard, Year Pee and more!
Chloe