Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with sandpaper? A. Rough! Tim, Vic
Q. What do you call a blind mirror? A. A wall! Josh, Vic
Q. What do vampires hate eating? A. Steaks! Hunter, Qld
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. They didn’t! There were no roads back then! Travis, NSW
Q. What do you call a crafty pig? A. A Cunningham! Declan, NSW
Q. Why can’t a leopard hide? A. Cos it’s always spotted! Arvin, NSW
Q. What kind of jam can’t you eat? A. A traffic jam! Castro, SA
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