Q: Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
A: They spend years at C!
Q: What dinosaur is also a police officer?
A: Tricera-cops!
Q: Why are frogs always happy?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them!
Q: Why did the robber wash his clothes?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Q: Why did the guest bring a toilet to the party?
A: He was a party pooper!
Q: What do you get when you cross a birthday and a fart?
A: A birthday farty!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no-body to dance with!
Q: What do you get when you cross the Earth and a duck?
A: An earthquack!
Q: What country never stays still?
A: Rome!
Man: Doctor, doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: Next please...
Q: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to make time fly!
Q: What is black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A penguin rolling down an iceberg!
Q: What is a tree's favourite thing to drink?
A: Root beer!
Q: What do you call a line of Barbies in a row?
A: A Barbie queue!
Q: What's for lunch on the moon?
A: Spaghetti and meteor-balls!
Q: What's a pirate's favourite subject in school?
A: Arrrrt!
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