The final Hotel Transylvania 3: A Monster Vacation trailer is here, and there are so many LOLs, we were inspired to make a list of our fave jokes!
Check out the trailer and share your fave monster themed joke in the comments below!
What type of dog would Dracula own?
A blood hound!
What does Frankenstein put on his sundae?
Whipped scream!
What is the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy’s Day!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog!
What's a vampire's favorite sport?
Bat-minton!
How did Frankenstein get around town?
He drove a monster truck!
How can you tell if a mummy has a horrible cold?
By his deep, loud coffin!
How do you make a werewolf laugh?
Give it a funny bone!
What do vampires cross the sea in?
Blood vessels!
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein!
What kind of makeup do mummies wear?
Mas-scare-a!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house!
Why did the vampire get kicked off the cruise ship?
Because he was a pain in the neck!
What kind of music do mummies like most?
Wrap music!
What goes ha-ha-ha-ha, thud?
A mummy laughing it’s head off!
What do you call a lost werewolf?
A where-wolf!
Check out the July issue of K-Zone, on sale Monday June 11, for more Hotel Transylvania 3 deets!
Will you watch Hotel Transylvania 3: A Monster Vacation when it hits cinemas June 28? Let us know in the comments!
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