We can't believe how long we're going to have to wait for Minions 2, so in the meantime, here are our top 5 reasons why being a Minion would be the best ever...
1. When your parents ask you to clean your room. Instead of pretending like you didn't hear them, you'd immediately start tidying up. A Minion lives to serve and they froth over chores. Hey, we never said they were sane!
2. You need to tell your mate something in the middle of class but don't want anyone to know what you're saying. Enter Minionspeak (BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO!) Your message will remain top secret and you won't even get busted for talking cos your teacher will think a fire engine is driving past.
3. When your oxygen tank runs out while you're halfway through an epic space adventure. No biggie. A Minion doesn't need air anyway.
4. In a blackout. With a crack and shake, a Minion can double as a glowstick.
5. There's only bananas and apples left in the house and you're totes starved. A Minion would whip up a killer smoothie and short circuit with excitement.
5 Advantages To Being A Minion
Why being a Minion would be the best ever!