I wish… I could get these bolts lubricated. I’ve had a stiff neck for nearly two centuries. Can someone help me out?
I’ve noticed… a lot of people copying my fashion choices. The whole dusty coat and boots thing is my jam, but everyone from wrestlers to bands are biting my style. Sheesh!
I’ve kind of… given up on the whole being a monster thing. Too much shouting and hiding in cupboards. I prefer my current job as an on-call IT support dude.
People don’t know… that I’m actually afraid of the dark. I sleep with a Finn and Jake nightlight every night. Bet you didn’t see that one coming!
Even though… I look like a terrifying nightmare I really wish people would take time to get to know me. I like watching funny cat videos online as much as the next abomination!
The best film… I’ve seen in the last 152 years has got to be Monsters University. Back in 1818 it was hard to find a uni that would take me on, let alone one completely dedicated to my kind.
Over time… people have mellowed out a bit. No more angry mobs and pitchforks. Now people value me for my ability to get things off the top shelf and scare birds away from their fields.

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