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TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE

TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE

Can you get through all these holiday jokes without LOLing?

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You love jokes, right? Right?! Good, because we have some jokes for the holiday season that will make you totally crack up, submitted by awesome K-Zoners! There’s just one catch though – you have to try not to laugh! If you can make it through all eight jokes without LOLing, you win!

Reindeer dog

Q: What do you call a reindeer that isn’t polite?

A: RUDEolph!

Nathan, Qld

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?

A: A wrapper!

Arran, Vic

Q: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel!

Bobby, WA

tree

Q: Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?

A: It didn’t have legs!

Kylie, NZ

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

A: Claustrophobic!

Jem, Vic

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper sad?

A: Because he had low elf esteem!

Lucas, NSW

SHEEP

Q: Where do sheep go on holiday?

A: The Baa-hamas!

Ned, Qld

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey!

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and an Abbey New Year!

Marley, Vic

How did you go? Did you manage to keep your cool or did you end up laughing? Let us know in the comments below! While you’re commenting, tell us YOUR favourite holiday joke!

camp quality

Want more jokes? Camp Quality are seriously major fans of good jokes, and this year they are trying to fund some awesome (and hilare) Christmas crackers, called Crack Ups! The crackers will raise money to help kids growing up with cancer in Australia! If you wanna help them out by donating, head to www.pozible.com/project/crackups – just check with your parents first!

Want even MORE jokes? Make sure you grab the December issue of K-Zone, on sale now!

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Comments:

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Hazel
Q:what do elf's learn at school? A:the elfabet
16/12/2016 10:09:39 PM
Daniel
Lol. I didn't laugh, but still those jokes were so good!
6/12/2016 9:21:47 AM
AJ
Normal alphabet: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Musician alphabet: ABCDEFGABCDEFGABCDEFGABCDEFG
3/12/2016 2:06:13 AM
Which Jumanji avatar would you pick?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone
Franklin 'Mouse' Finbar