Joke: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide!
Ali, Vic
Joke: What do computers like to eat?
Chips!
Ollie, WA
Joke: What sort of star is dangerous?
A shooting star!
Lana, NSW
Joke: How do scientists freshen their breath?
Experi-mints!
Ben, WA
Joke: What did the volcano say to his wife?
I lava you!
Harry, Vic
Joke: Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Mark, NSW
Joke: What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don't take me for granite!
Glen's dad, NSW
Joke: How do spacemen kill time on long trips?
they play astronauts and crosses!
Val, ACT
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