Q: Why can't cars play soccer?
A: Because they only have one boot!
Q: Where do cows go during the holidays?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: Why did the emu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: How do you paint a rabbit purple?
A: With purple hare spray!
Q: What is a ghost's favourite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper!
Q: What's a koala's favourite drink?
A: Coca Koala!
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: To go to high school!
Patient: Doctor, help me, I can't remember anything!
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: How long has what been going on?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
It's just a joke, don't cry!
Q: Did you hear about the actor who broke through the floorboards?
A: He was just going through a stage!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg?
A: He was all right!
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