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Story Showdown: Dan VS Derek

Story Showdown: Dan VS Derek

Who's the better writer, Dan or Derek? VOTE NOW!
We put Skulduggery Pleasant author Derek Landy to the test against our fearless Editor, Dan.

Who's the better writer? You choose! Comment and let us know!

THE RANDOM TOPIC: You don’t normally wear a dress… It’s unsettling...


Derek's Story:

“What do you mean? Why do you say that? Are you saying I can’t wear this dress? Are you saying I’m fat? Are you saying I’m ugly? Are you saying I can’t wear it because it’s too low cut and I don’t have the chest for it, or the hemline is too high and I don’t have the legs for it? Is that what you’re saying? Are you trying to oppress me with your own subjective ideas of beauty?”

“Well, I suppose I am,” Bobo admitted. “And also, you’re a monkey.”

Dan's Story:

“You don’t normally wear a dress… It’s unsettling.”

"It's impossible for you to be unsettled," I said, "you're not programmed for it. And it's not a dress, it's a kilt."

"Well, whatever it is, I don't like it." said PAX, "I can see your ambulatory appendages." I sighed.

“PAX, I need you to concentrate,” I said “forget about my legs and focus on getting us down in one piece.”

Ben Nevis appeared through the low cloud and PAX corrected for the gusting wind. I could almost hear the skirling pipes. After nearly three hundred years, I was coming home.
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