Q: What do you call a monkey floating in the sky?
A: A hot air baboon!
Q: What do you call a cow that is afraid?
A: A cow-ard!
Q: What day do fish hate most?
A: Fry-day!
Q: Why wasn't the glow worm happy?
A: Her children weren't that bright!
Q: What sorts of t-shirts do dinosaurs wear?
A: Tricera-tops!
Q: What is a cat's favourite colour?
A: Purr-ple!
Q: What do cats put in soft drinks?
A: Mice cubes!
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: His teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q: What kind of nut can you find in space?
A: An astro-nut!
Teacher: Put 'gladiator' in a sentence.
Student: A monster ate my sister and I'm glad he ate her.
Q: What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
A: Booooots!
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
A: She kept running from the ball!
Q: What starts with 'p' and ends with 'e' and has 1000 letters?
A: Post office!
Q: What animal takes a sneaky shortcut in a race?
A: A cheetah!
Q: What starts with 'p' and ends with 'e' and has 1000 letters?
A: Post office!
Q: What animal takes a sneaky shortcut in a race?
A: A cheetah!
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