Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It didn't - there weren't any roads back then!
Q: What do you call a crafty pig?
A: Cunningham!
Q: Where do dead equations go?
A: The aftermath!
Q: Where do ants eat?
A: A restaur-ant!
Q: What room is a ghost's favourite?
A: The living room!
Q: What were the robbers doing at the butcher?
A: Choplifting!
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk!
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because it's always spotted!
Q: What jam can you not eat?
A: Traffic jam!
Q: What did the policeman say to his belly?
A: You're under a vest!
Q: What is a penguin's favourite food?
A: An iceberg-er!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
A: A blood test!
Q: What is a bean's favourite movie?
A: Pirates of the Carib-bean!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow's go
Cow's go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
Q: What did people say when scissors were invented?
A: It's cutting edge technology!
Q: What did the cat say when it was hurt?
A: Me-OW!
Talitha