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Q: What do you think of Minecraft? A: It's top notch!
Q: What sport do Minecrafters love? A: Boxing!
Q: How does Steve get exercise? A: He runs around the block!
Q: Why did the Creeper cross the road? A: The ocelot was chasing him, duh!
Q: How awesome was the Creeper's summer? A: He had a blast!
Q: What is a Creeper's fave subject? A: Hisssssssstory!
Q: What did Steve say to his girlfriend? A: I dig you!
Q: What did the Minecraft turkey say? A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!
Did you hear there was a Minecraft movie coming out?
It'll be a blockbuster!
Q: Where do most Minecrafters live IRL?
A: Apartment blocks!
Q: Why are Minecraft jokes never corny?
A: Cos there's no corn in Minecraft!
I asked Mario if I could look for an ore in his cave. He said, "No, it's a-mine!"
God: I can create worlds. Notch: Me too! God: I can create animals. Notch: Me too! God: I can create circles. Notch: ...
Q: What did the zombie say while you were digging with HIS pickaxe?
A: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Q: Why did the sponge block get squashed?
A: Cos a spy chicken fell on it, exploded, respawned, attacked it with a block of gravel and then spawned millions more chickens AND zombies. Oh, and then sand rained from the sky crushing everything.
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